July 14, 2010

Scary German Energy Drink Commercial - Demands Attention

Tucked in the peaceful confines of terrains of bliss, calm and relaxation, Germans are rudely being awakened, jolted and shocked by a most hideous creature, origins unknown.

Take the family of four who had packed their clothes, coolers topped with lager and two, teenage kids, each a boy, about fourteen and fifteen years old, who decided to get away from the rustle and bustle for a 3 day road trip. All scenarios resulted with the usual expectations as they had numerous times previously when they made the same journey, in pursuit of fresh air, bright green landscapes and anywhere a phone couldn't reach them.

Everything looked as it had always been. Their vintage automobile pressed into the corners of a daunting hill, burning the tires every now and then. The teens were soundly asleep with visions of God knows what, but since one developed some spittle dripping from the shadow of his lips, one might guess his thoughts were of joy and pleasures not yet experienced.

Sara, mom, also was in a intense slumber, perhaps caused by the jarring white noise of the car engine surging itself up yet another car-eating hill.

We should all be counting our lucky stars there was an evidently, hidden camera, ironically perfectly positioned to capture what was to unfold. Perhaps, a fluke being the same time K-fee energy drink was being introduced to the country. What was clearly meant to be a television commercial representing a tranquil setting was unfortunately thrust into the epitome of a scary German energy drink commercial , maybe 180 degrees in the reverse direction of all original intentions.

Not a single soul could have predicted it, and unless there was video proof, the good people of Germany may not be panically pacing, losing sleep and up at all hours completely perplexed and flabbergasted by what was filmed. Although there is photographic proof, to date, German officials have kept mum about what has transpired that day. Perhaps to purposely keep it under the rug, or act like it never was captured on film, but one thing is for sure, the rest of the world will not ever be the same again. The invasion has begun.

An admittedly wired fellow, Dave is known as the fellow who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every energy drinks pass his lips. To note, you're welcome to come along, while the adventures continue.

- Thor Daniels


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